vineri, 30 octombrie 2009

Guess Who - Noi in anul 2000 [HD]

Si noi stim c-a trecut mult timp
Va trece inca pe-atat presimt
In 10 ani mai prind
Cativa ce mint,cativa ce tin sa plece
Las`ca trece
Romanu`i facut sa nege
Amaru` cu sange rece
Cand da de necaz
Petrece cu o bere la rece
Se`ntrece
Zi-mi de ce furi ???
Da` cat mai vrei sa furi ??
Nu vezi ca suntem multe guri
Si stim cu totii ce-nseamna sa`nduri
Dar cate cazaturi sa-nduri ?
Cam cat te bucuri si cat injuri
La cate lucruri poftesti in jur
Si esti sigur ca n-ai destul

Si-ai mei sunt sigur ca ai tai
Nu m-au crescut cu vanatai
M-au invatat sa nu o iau pe alte cai
Mi-au explicat ca lumea-i rea
Si viata-i grea si tre' sa fac cumva ceva
Mi-au spus ca odata si-odata se duc
Si tre' sa ma agit ca tre' sa ma lupt
Ca timpu` trece dintr-un foc
Ma plimba din loc in loc
Ma schimba dupa noroc
M-alearga doar pentru un singur vot
Lumea simte,vrea fapte nu cuvinte
Un simplu om sa fie presedinte!

R: Da nu`i nimic,sunt consolat de mic
Tu esti constient ce zic
Nu ne-am nascut in locul potrivit
N-am primit,am facut totul din nimic

miercuri, 1 aprilie 2009

exam 70-441

PRO: Designing Database Solutions by Using Microsoft SQL Server 2005

Audience profile
Candidates for this exam are professional database developers who design and implement database solutions. They have three or more years dedicated to database work, which may include writing Transact-SQL queries, designing and implementing programming objects, optimizing databases, designing databases at both the conceptual and logical levels and implementing databases at the physical level. The typical work environment is an enterprise or a medium-sized organization. Candidates should be experienced in using Microsoft SQL Server 2005.

Candidates for this exam should be an expert in following areas:
• Writing Transact-SQL queries
• Programming databases
• Troubleshooting programming objects (stored procedures, triggers, user-defined functions (UDFs), user-defined types (UDTs), and queries)
• Performing database performance tuning and optimization
• Designing databases, at both the conceptual and logical levels
• Implementing databases at the physical level
• May be involved in designing and troubleshooting the data access layer of the application
• Gathering business requirements

Credit toward certification
When you pass Exam 70-441: PRO: Designing Database Solutions by Using Microsoft SQL Server 2005, you earn credit toward the following certification:
Microsoft Certified IT Professional: Database Developer

exam 70-444

PRO: Optimizing and Maintaining a Database Administration Solution by Using Microsoft® SQL Server™ 2005

Audience profile
Candidates for this exam are professional database administrators who optimize and maintain database solutions. They have three or more years dedicated to database work, which may include two or more of the following phases in the product lifecycle: design, development, deployment, optimization, maintenance, or support. The typical work environment is an enterprise or a medium-sized organization. Candidates should be experienced in using Microsoft SQL Server 2005.

Candidates for this exam should be an expert in the following areas:
• Defining high-availability solutions
• Automating administrative tasks
• Defining security solutions
• Monitoring and troubleshooting the database server
• Designing and executing deployments
• Defining the infrastructure (such as storage, hardware, and number of servers or instances)

Credit toward certification
When you pass Exam 70-444: PRO: Optimizing and Maintaining a Database Administration Solution by Using Microsoft SQL Server 2005, you earn credit toward the following certification:

Microsoft Certified IT Professional: Database Administrator

exam 70-443

PRO: Designing a Database Server Infrastructure by Using Microsoft® SQL Server™ 2005

Audience profile
Candidates for this exam are professional database administrators who optimize and maintain database solutions. They have three or more years dedicated to database work, which may include two or more of the following phases in the product lifecycle: design, development, deployment, optimization, maintenance, or support. The typical work environment is an enterprise or a midsize organization. Candidates should be experienced in using Microsoft SQL Server 2005.

Candidates for this exam should be an expert in the following areas:
• Defining high-availability solutions
• Automating administrative tasks
• Defining security solutions
• Monitoring and troubleshooting the database server
• Designing and executing deployments
• Defining the infrastructure (such as storage, hardware, and number of servers or instances)

Credit toward certification
When you pass Exam 70-443: PRO: Designing a Database Server Infrastructure by Using Microsoft SQL Server 2005, you earn credit toward the following certification:

Microsoft Certified IT Professional: Database Administrator

exam 70-431

TS: Microsoft® SQL Server™ 2005 - Implementation and Maintenance

About this Exam:

This Microsoft Technical Specialist (TS) exam, Exam 70-431: TS: Microsoft SQL Server 2005 – Implementation and Maintenance, became available in January 2006. This exam may contain performance-based testing elements.

Audience Profile
Candidates for this exam are professionals who typically pursue careers as database administrators, database developers, or business intelligence developers. Additionally, they can be people who do not work with Microsoft SQL Server as a part of their primary job functions but who want to show their breadth of technology experience, such as developers, systems administrators, and others. Candidates have sought out knowledge and experience with Microsoft SQL Server 2005 to enhance their technical expertise, and they can implement and maintain databases by using specific instructions and specifications.
Candidates for this exam should be experts in following areas:
Tools usage
UI navigation
Wizards usage
Writing code in the appropriate language (Transact-SQL, CLR language, and other scripting languages)
Code debugging or syntactic issue resolution
Troubleshooting
Accomplishing specific focused tasks by using code or UI navigation

Credit Toward Certification
When you pass Exam 70-431: TS: Microsoft SQL Server 2005 - Implementation and Maintenance, you complete the requirements for the following certification(s):
Microsoft Certified Technology Specialist: SQL Server 2005

Exam 70-431: TS: Microsoft SQL Server 2005 - Implementation and Maintenance: counts as credit toward the following certification(s):
MCITP: Database Administrator
MCTS and MCITP upgrade from MCDBA
MCITP: Database Developer
MCSA on Microsoft Windows 2000
MCSA on Windows Server 2003
MCSE on Microsoft Windows 2000
MCSE on Windows Server 2003

exam 70-229

Designing and Implementing Databases with Microsoft® SQL Server™ 2000 Enterprise Edition

About this Exam:

Exam 70-229 became available in May 2002. This exam is scheduled to retire in March 2009.

Candidates for this exam work in a medium-sized to enterprise computing environment that uses Microsoft SQL Server 2000 Enterprise Edition. Candidates have at least one year of experience implementing relational databases in environments with the following characteristics:

• Heterogeneous databases.

• SQL Server security integrated with Windows Authentication.

• Client/server configurations of 50 to 5,000 or more users.

• Web configurations that use Microsoft Internet Information Services (IIS) or COM+.

• Databases as large as 2 TB.

• Multiple installations of SQL Server 2000.

exam 70-228

Installing, Configuring, and Administering Microsoft® SQL Server™ 2000 Enterprise Edition

About this Exam:

Exam 70-228 became available in January 2001. This exam is scheduled to retire in March 2009.


Audience Profile
Candidates for this exam operate in medium to very large computing environments that use Microsoft SQL Server 2000 Enterprise Edition. Candidates have at least one year of experience administering SQL Server. They also have at least one year of experience implementing relational databases in environments that contain:
• Heterogeneous databases.
• SQL Server security integrated with Windows Authentication.
• Client/server configurations of 50 to 5,000 or more users.
• Web configurations that use Microsoft Internet Information Services (IIS) or COM+.
• Databases as large as two terabytes.
• Multiple installations of SQL Server 2000.